S J Birkill
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Newsletter, 10th June 2026
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The latest edition of Pete's email newsletter is now available for all to read on the Newsletter Archive Page.
Read all about the Broken Arm. Pete relates the incident in unprecedented depth, including slow-motion action replays, witness interviews, osteometric radiology slides and analysis of the possibly subtle but long-lasting affective modulations in certain susceptible audience members associated with the simplified harmonic structure inherent in the can't-play-bar-chords arrangements of his more emotive ballads. He also riffs on the enhanced resilience of the cellulose/lignin matrix structure in 120-year-old English elm, ulmus procera, following chronic exposure to an atmosphere saturated with the vapours of ethanol and nicotinia tabacum.
Or none of the above.
But don't click the link in panic! The guitar survived, the fracture is mending, and Pete hopes to have the cast removed within the fortnight. He will play again!
Steve
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