Where did I go yesterday? I will tell in a tick | E / / / | G / A7 / | D / / / |B7 / / / |
I didn't need cash 'cause my contactless card did the trick | E / / / | G / A7 / |F# / / / | C / B7 / |
When I got on the train there was nowhere to put up my feet | A / / / | C / / / | E / / / | / / / / |
As this Love Island lookalike lounged on the opposite seat |Am7/ / / |Bm7 / / / | A / / / | E / / / |
| / / / / | (repeat to last verse)
She was tot'ly engrossed in a video on her smartphone
Ironic'ly something to do with a dog with a bone
And so as she breathed in and out, wasn't bothered at all
That I lustily looked at her half-naked chest rise and fall
But she had no idea what I hoped would be happening next
As she leant slightly forward and sent the occasional text
And although I was only two metres away from her head
With those bloody great headphones she couldn't have heard what I said
I could ask the driver to give me a PayPal account
Or take a bank transfer, to brake just a certain amount
So she'd fall in my arms when she stood, but the plan was in vain
'Cause this is the DLR and it's a driverless train
At last I got off when my stop came up on the display | E / / / | G / A7 / | D / / / |B7 / / / |
By the time I tapped out she'd have been several stations away | E / / / | G / A7 / |F# / / / | C / B7 / |
So the story was over before it had even begun | A / / / | C / / / | E / / / | / / / / |
And she won't know this song 'cause it's not one Ed Sheeran has done | A / / / | F / / / |Ab / / / | / / / / |
Or one of the other young upstarts on Radio One |Am7/ / / |Bm7 / / / | A / / / | / / / / |
On Radio One | E / / / | / / ||
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