Parody lyric by Don Bowen for the Atkin/James song 'Thief In The Night'.
A guitar's, like, a thief in the night That baby just wails, screams and squeals A guitar's, like, a ride on a bike Except it has strings, and don't have no wheels Guitars, like you babe are highly strung girl They play great licks, a bit like your tongue girl Keep strummin' me baby, I'm lovin' the way that it feels And a guy who's spanking the plank for fun Is dreaming someday he'll make number one And then he can buy a big house for his mum. Guitars are maple and plywood and glue I'm sticking to mine like some gum to a shoe - But don't fret girl 'cos ah lurv only yew And the stars in the skies fill my eyes dooby dooby doo doo Long ginger males who rap their spittle into microphones They don't play on no guitars, they use decks 'n loops 'n DATs And some samples from a single by The Stones But be fair and give guitars their due Plug one in and turn it up inside your bedroom You feel instantly so sharp and crazy Left handers feel Purple Hazy too A guitar's kinda wooden and stiff A bit like the acting in Home and Away A guitar's, like, dead good for a riff (Them things what you often hear Keef Richards play) One day I'll be a world-famous riffer I'll be more famous than Claudia Schiffer So stick with me baby, my first single's due out today ...
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