Parody lyric by Roy Brown, based on the Atkin/James song 'The Master of the Revels'.
Allow me to present myself, my URLs And dotted-quads of this connected age Before your browser loads the page; For I am the Master of the Website On 'dot htm' (pa), I am a sage. I work myself to death for its production, And at validating links and other chores I have not been known to pause; For I am the Master of the Website And mastery demands no 404s. On my servers ride the bitmaps Of the background to the homepage And the sorted directories of 'pegs and frames; An early still of Pete and Julie singing, A later moving tribute from Clive James. As others' Windows shut down in the evening, My proxies must resync while traffic's light Else for Voices, there's no 'night For I am the Master of the Website The daily count of hits my constant plebiscite And it is here....... for your instruction and delight.
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